First one is the best one, if you get it...
- A pupperter stands on stage with his puppet, entertaining a crowd. The puppeter suddenly starts telling blonde jokes with his puppet, a blonde is the crown is offended and stands up, and says: "Hey! Some blondes are great people, not all of them are bad!".
The puppeter stands up and apologizes, after that the blonde goes "I'm not talking to you mister, I'm talking to that piece of **** on your knee!".
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- A blonde is in look for a job to make money, the blonde suddenly finds an old man who needs his porch painted, the blonde takes the job and the old man says: "Well, I have to leave, do you think you'll have the porch done by then?", "Absolutely", said the blonde.
- When the old man returned he took a glance at his porch, and it was the same as before, so he asked the blonde... "Why isn't the porch painted??".
The blonde says "What are you talking about I painted your Porsche the color wanted me to paint it, brown!"
Old man: "What".